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officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

(via nastygirlmichelle)

theoriginalspike:

riseuplikeangels:

sarkyfancypants:

mycroftismight:

dominicgayward:

mrcillian:

ok we had to watch this in chem class

thE LAB PARTNER THOUGH I CAN’T BREATHE

this is like a really bad porno

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA OMG

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WE WATCHED THIS IN MY ENVIRO CLASS AND WE WERE FUCKING ROLLING ON THE GROUND JESUS CHRIST THE TEACHER WAS BENT IN HALF TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

"Your teacher will clear the other students from the room" AND YET THE LAB PARTNER IS STILL THERE LIKE A CREEP WHAT

(Source: bifurb, via ladyexposedlovesyou)


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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

queenofthebadgers:

peredhil:

littlelostcat:

nothisiscarlie:

caitlincato:

djlegz:

I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.

This guy is perfect.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING OH MY GOD

I will always reblog The Bearcats and their lack of a media agent.

This will never not be funny.

Are they bat-jousting?

THE GREATEST OF SPORTS :D

(Source: funnycutegifs, via faxingberlin)

fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

(via hardcorebrownie)

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

(Source: neilcicierega, via bunny--bubbles)

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(Source: trencly, via booogiemonsta)

barackfuckingobama:

catching-escaped-thoughts:

o4z:

The biggest asshole in cartoon history.

^^^ Like really, do you not have anything to drink at home

he literally lives IN WATER JUST SWALLOW YOU LAZY MOTHERFUCKER

bongtokes-and-lovesnotes:

Current mood: too high to care for your bullshit today 👌

(via gratefully-dabbed)